Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Autowin Presents Boyshorts Tuesday

I promised you a Boyshorts Monday, but I never promised you a rose garden. Let's compromise with Boyshorts Tuesday! I want your vote. I want you to want me, and then, because you want me, I want you to want to vote for me. That's why this week I am Autowin Surrenders, just like last year's winner, Dorothy Surrenders. It's explained in my last post in more detail. There's also a funny graphic there. Hi! You're all so beautiful today.

I also hoodwinked Grace The Spot [who you're also voting for -- esp. for best humor blog] into doing a post-swap with me, but I was completely unprepared for the 605 recap taking ten thousand years to write, so therefore I'm eons behind on absolutely everything, including writing her a post and putting up the post she wrote for me. Also I am behind on my life, possibly several years behind.

This is a personal blog. Isn't that the best oxymoron ever? It's hard to write personally & publically lately because every thought in my head is a secret from someone. Because I'm so confused that I seem calmer than I've ever seemed. I'm somewhere between "gaaa" and "ommm."

So instead let's look at the girls. The thing about the word "genderfuck" is that you're fucking something and the unfolding is brave and the payoff is ... it's just hot. It's like global warming for your pride. Look, this is pretty.

If you know where I can find more/better boyshorts photos please do email me at marielyn176@gmail.com! I'll update periodically throughout the day if I find more photos.



Sarah Shahi as Carmen De La Pica Morales in The L Word

Scarlett Johanssen

You look very Shane Today

Rosario Dawson


Jennifer Aniston

Dania Ramirez

Alyson Hannigan

Carmen Electra

Charlize Theron

Missy Peregrym

Mia Kirshner

Amanda Peet

Halle Berry

Elizabeth Hurley

Eva Longoria

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Keira Knightley

Mischa Barton

Naomi Watts


Tina-cious.com said...

Damn this firewall!

I [heart] boyshorts... I think they are so sexy.

I'll have to come back after work! :)

M said...

This post made my day, and this blog made my month, so thank you.
Thank you for making me look like a fool, laughing by myself in my room.

Rachel said...

"The thing about the word "genderfuck" is that you're fucking something." That quote is going to get me kicked out of my next queer studies class. I can't wait.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

Boyshorts Tuesday it is. Cheers.

Robin Roemer Photography said...

I like this post. :)

Kelly (Gold Star Dyke) said...

"one of those girls used to be me and the other, who I never speak to anymore, I'm guessing still has a spectacular ass."

How do you stop talking to a girl with an ass like that?

The Brooklyn Boy said...

Kelly - You can file that under "Questions TBB and DJL have been wondering since this post went up." Goodness.

Haviland Stillwell said...

Oh there are reasons! All will be revealed (maybe?) In the riese's book. I think. Therefore I know? Or something?

a;ex said...

I think the Jennifer Jason Leigh photo miiiiight be pushing it a little... there's nothing "boy" about those shorts. But I'll still take it.

I wish I could contribute, but you're right - why is it so difficult to find pictures of cute girls in mens underwear?! I don't think we're asking for much here.

Crystal said...

Are you joking when you list Carmen's full name as 'Carmen De La Pica Morales'? I've been meaning to ask you for a long time now. It's an amazing surname.

asher said...

oh missy peregrym, how i heart thee.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

You added more photos! This post officially gets two Brooklyn Boy Seals of Approval. Officially.

Adam said...

Oh. My.

scantron said...

congrats on making it to the top 3 in the personal blog category of the Lezzy Awards! Good luck!

sherri said...


Uh, what was I going to say? Oh yeah. I do miss your personal/publical writing, but pretty girls in their undies aren't a bad substitute.

helenapanoulias said...

Mia Kirshner's hair is making me smile like a retard.

Gotta love it.

Anonymous said...

This made my Tuesday, thank you thank you. I feel like usually there are girls in boy shirts on the cover of gq usually. Where's jessica biel? K I'm gonna do a google image search, byeeeee

Anonymous said...

boyshorts Tuesday it is <3
this was the perfect way to almost end my day :]

Anonymous said...

reading this made me feel so much better about being stuck at work all night...

mindy said...

I wish there was a way to write my comment in a tone of voice so you could understand the seriousness of what i'm saying.

don't pull a J.D. Salinger - your writing was, for me, a big part of being ok with my sexuality.

That, and knowing that total babes such as you and your friends exist.

riese said...

tina: I heart boyshorts, I think they are so sexy, the sexiest of all things i feel besides hoodies.

M: comments that say "this post made my day" make my day.

Rachel: Please when you say that please report back with the scoop on the reaction and etc.

Brooklyn Boy: cheers! you probs are wearing your autostraddle boyshorts too.

Robin Roemer Photography: I like Rovin Roemer Photography. :-)

Kelly: Somewhere between the yelling and the leaving, communication fell to bits and the ass remained intact. See Haviland's comment.

TBB: I actually think DJL might already know this story, but he forgets most of the things girls say to him, so he might not. anyhooo.

Haviland: (oh, absolutely) (in code, obvs) You know. You know!

a;ex: I feel those little skivvies could've been the boyshorts of an ancient english shiplord of the bounties at a virgin vintage megastore cothing tradealong place and then it was a boyshort. i think the best pics we have of cute girls in mens underwear are somewhere on layla love's illusive harddrive.

Crystal: Oh that is fully her name. Feel how it just rolls off your tongue and into your world/pants.

asher: oh missy peregrym, how i just heard of thee.

TBB: When I promise, I deliver. I hope those seals are golden.

Adam: Oh. You!

scrantron: thanks. i'm hoping to make it to the top 1.

sherri: One time in band camp I wrote something relaly good and i will soon. i just have to figure out some stuff. it's a cycle i go through, i feel like long-time readers have witnessed it many times. i come forth; i retreat, i come forth, i retreat, and so on.

helenapanoulias: Isn't it amazing. It's makng me smile like a douchetard.

jersey: where is jessica biel, obvs i have looked. and i have not found. boy shorts boy shorts!

anonymous: Yay! as an unemployed, i live to serve the employeds. srsly.

mindy: Aw, Haviland's just a figment of my imagination. I have a real doll that i hold and I pretend that it's her talking and it's really just me. Bt thatnks for the other stuff. Sometimes I want to do that JD thing, it's hard, lately, w/r/t needing to work more, etc. I try. I'll try. I promise.

Elizabeth said...

Re: Missy Peregrym- rent/download 'Stick It'... you can watch it on mute, it doesn't matter that much...
And it would be sad if you JDed on us... as an unemployed myself, I fill my non-class hours with interneting, and if I had fewer sites to stalk... I might have to get a life.

Duck said...

I like all the pics. Good job finding them. Must've been hard to find. I know because I tried and failed eppically(is that even a word) hehe
Anyways, anytime my boredness can be at your service.

x, D.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

I have occasionally found myself pleading mentally for a girl to stop talking to me b/c I hit laundry day and slipped into the autostraddle boyshorts that morning figuring I'd be golden (get it? Ha.)

Though I'm pretty certain I'd pay to watch myself explain my way out of those in someone's bedroom.

Also, I don't have time (or a private enough screen in my cube), but I'm sure we uploaded lots of boyshorts photos here: laminatedlist.blogspot.com

Pampula said...
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Pampula said...

Thank You.

Anonymous said...

Have you considered that the "girl who you never speak to anymore", doesn't appreciate her ass-albeit stupendous-being posted on your website?

Adam said...

re: Anon


I'm that girl, and I'm thrilled about it.

Bahooba! said...

amanda peet! without a doubt.

Anonymous said...

Omigob! I have those hot red underpants in the first picture.

Woot! I feel fashionable! I am even wearing them right now! I think that counts as autowin!