tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post5328824755107385584..comments2024-03-26T08:34:47.920-04:00Comments on this girl called automatic win: Sunday Top Ten: Each From Different Heights, Who Saved Me From Suicide This Weekriesehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-70301958325121253872007-06-29T19:28:00.000-04:002007-06-29T19:28:00.000-04:00Hey Riese I know or I think I have read that you d...Hey Riese I know or I think I have read that you don't like cats but PLEASE check this out http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/<BR/>When I first saw it my face hurt so bad from laughing... but maybe I'm odd... Please don't judge me.<BR/>Agree about The OC but it totally redeems itself in season 4 (my gf makes me watch it) by being quite funny and entertaining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-55515800458398720062007-06-29T18:55:00.000-04:002007-06-29T18:55:00.000-04:00today i had people at borders AND b&n look up "the...today i had people at borders AND b&n look up "the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater" for me. both of them immediately stared at my boobs, which fell into none of the above categories (bigger, better, sweater). neither store carried it. so i'll order it online. to make a long comment short, you're welcome for the seven cents.Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408872890390613530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-77288941146725770222007-06-29T01:56:00.000-04:002007-06-29T01:56:00.000-04:00agreed: ghost sex is that.Also: the kind of sex yo...agreed: ghost sex is that.<BR/><BR/>Also: the kind of sex you have when you're trying to do something else by having sex, ie, you're trying to distract yourself/forget something/forgive yourself/prove something to yourself/feel stronger/hotter/more tender/more lost/more found, you're trying to do anything that has something to do with anything but the person you're with.Mercuryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13386391513306145997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-90015530463150156012007-06-29T01:29:00.000-04:002007-06-29T01:29:00.000-04:00hey riese,i know i havent postin comments fow a wh...hey riese,<BR/><BR/>i know i havent postin comments fow a while and i am very sorry because i do think all those work u put into a single post deserves all the beautiful words from your fans all over the world. <BR/><BR/>anyway, i hope ur feeling better and that T key is replaced and i want a therapist! i think i need one... <BR/><BR/>promise from now on gonna post a comment on every single one Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-4430718815743388522007-06-28T22:34:00.000-04:002007-06-28T22:34:00.000-04:00caitlinmae: I despise binaries as well. I love al...caitlinmae: I despise binaries as well. I love also that blogger encourages labels by actually providing "labels" at the bottom of each post. And btw: I'm a bisexual native american/quaker jew. Holla Pochahantas/Grandma Goldstien! I also love Corona Light. <BR/><BR/>Laura and caitlinmae: I saddled right up and said "My t key is gone and my power cord broke and it's ruining my life." And he riesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-972403244080887052007-06-28T20:55:00.000-04:002007-06-28T20:55:00.000-04:00ps - "Inner strength. Know where I learned that? R...ps - "Inner strength. Know where I learned that? R&B/Hip-Hop, especially Beyonce." hahaha, i loved that...alot. maybe you should listen to "survivor" by destinys child, which always gets me extremely excited when it comes on my itunes party shuffle. that & "no scrubs" by TLCOo Lynnie oOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06925783963685667027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-33357708371012298212007-06-28T20:48:00.000-04:002007-06-28T20:48:00.000-04:00dear Riese, sad didn't look good on you, glad you'...dear Riese, sad didn't look good on you, glad you're feeling better! and have tons of fun on the cruise!...i once cruised to bermuda and it was fab. and i have yet to cruise again, so im jeal.Oo Lynnie oOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06925783963685667027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-79001237862835557632007-06-28T10:17:00.000-04:002007-06-28T10:17:00.000-04:00Hugh Laurie! The actor from "House" (don't knock ...Hugh Laurie! The actor from "House" (don't knock it til you've tried it), and many lesser known works. I'm a total sucker for his faux American accent. The OC has been known to knock me clear into next week, too, when taken in large quantities. But don't tell anyone I told you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-49398975179467682522007-06-28T02:19:00.000-04:002007-06-28T02:19:00.000-04:00Myspace hunt was easy for me. I followed the link ...Myspace hunt was easy for me. I followed the link in that post on Crystal's blog, but then the post vanished to be replaced by that homage to Sebastian whoever, although I think I remember the url.<BR/><BR/>I once had t-key issues. T and comma. Last summer, actually. Last summer is a ghost, it feels like, a shadow I cast, via the this-summer sun.<BR/><BR/>You are so adored, I feel usurped. i.e. Mercuryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13386391513306145997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-87983103038231541752007-06-27T22:03:00.000-04:002007-06-27T22:03:00.000-04:00Well babe, thanks for calling my brother to tell h...Well babe, thanks for calling my brother to tell him to pick up my watch for me. Related: he's a Satanist. You both can keep it, thieves. Since you worship that. Prepare your ass for raping, you dumb bitch-ass whore monkey.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17046030706568545680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-64301756289101951522007-06-27T20:47:00.000-04:002007-06-27T20:47:00.000-04:00We love you, too, my dear. I'm thankful that you s...We love you, too, my dear. I'm thankful that you stayed on this side of the open window, because if you hadn't, I would have had to follow you through it, I love your writing that much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-67624601529254657692007-06-27T20:34:00.000-04:002007-06-27T20:34:00.000-04:00I passed you onto my gay male a while ago - he's m...I passed you onto my gay male a while ago - he's more of a reader than commenter though. The e-mail I got back said:<BR/><BR/><I>"She's quite the word smith, I predict she'll end up writing snappy sitcoms alla Arrested Development and Scrubs."</I><BR/><BR/>a big compliment coming from him - they're his two favourite shows AND he's a very jaded person.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-82830863541741375432007-06-27T18:48:00.000-04:002007-06-27T18:48:00.000-04:00Hey Riese, dude, you crack me up. I don't know how...Hey Riese, dude, you crack me up. I don't know how you will take Sugar Rush if you haven't experienced much British tv/cinema (eg Hugh Laurie very famous and funny British actor turned to the dark side by starring in House). The people aren't as....hhmm, polished as those LA birds...but there is a lot of swearing and pretty much everyone is totally screwed up so it's gotta be fun right?...<BR/>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-23138349632002200992007-06-27T16:20:00.000-04:002007-06-27T16:20:00.000-04:00A new keyboard & cordy thingy! Wow, you must have ...A new keyboard & cordy thingy!<BR/> <BR/>Wow, you must have the gift of the gab, Apple never give shizzle away for free.<BR/><BR/>I bow to your superior blagging power!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-59080279540733866102007-06-27T12:40:00.000-04:002007-06-27T12:40:00.000-04:00high five on being the cool kid that gets to cut i...high five on being the cool kid that gets to cut in line at the apple store-- apparently there are ALREADY PEOPLE OUT THERE! (and for fixed t keys! wheel of fortune tells me that's a really important one. also, watch out for r,s,l,n and e.)<BR/>i love gay sex. Well, half of me loves gay sex. i am a frustrating set of binaries that are also represented by (and forgive me for using the expression) caitlinmaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16818116967103049563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-76408167935884708082007-06-27T12:03:00.000-04:002007-06-27T12:03:00.000-04:00Ten days?!! That is so soon! Wow!But still, plenty...Ten days?!! That is so soon! Wow!<BR/><BR/>But still, plenty of time for <I>the fucking brilliant television show</I> we're about to write. I wish we could write it on this MacBook Pro I'm using here in the apple store. <BR/><BR/>Carly: re: DE/TLW--TFL. Because for a moment I honestly believed I have a serious enough stock of scenes in my head that I could perhaps rewind and think about it. riesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-64563556169946283222007-06-27T11:45:00.000-04:002007-06-27T11:45:00.000-04:00Dos Equis is gay beer. Have you ever seen anyone o...Dos Equis <I>is</I> gay beer. Have you ever seen anyone on the L Word drink a beer that was not a Dos Equis? HAVE YOU!? I challenge everyone who reads this to find a scene in <I>any</I> L Word episode where a character is drinking a beer that isn't a Dos Equis. Good effing luck, kids.<BR/><BR/>I have also seen them drink it on Queer As Folk but I'm not sure if it was as much of a pandemic on carlytronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03650730360635493818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-51648618323999843302007-06-27T11:43:00.000-04:002007-06-27T11:43:00.000-04:00caitlinmae, thank you! you can look fwd to the cr...caitlinmae, thank you! you can look fwd to the cruise recap on here (and probs auto-straddle, too, right riese?) that will be up circa july 15 or so.<BR/><BR/>TEN DAYS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-43877345397630650102007-06-27T10:06:00.000-04:002007-06-27T10:06:00.000-04:00lainy: I hope all my stalkers read your comment so...lainy: I hope all my stalkers read your comment so they can track us down on the love boat.<BR/><BR/>lozo: I understand the mis-read. It was your usage of <I>"ramming"</I> that enabled me to accuse you if not reading closely, as that particular word was only used to reference gay sex. Which I'm sure is quite pleasant for gay people. Gay men. Whatever. <BR/><BR/>Why don't I have any gay male riesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-61843950541165302112007-06-27T07:24:00.000-04:002007-06-27T07:24:00.000-04:00Yeah I believe our mutual love for skky has been n...Yeah I believe our mutual love for skky has been noted somewhere or another, I would say that I live for the stuff but then that can't be good. You made it too easy for me to find you and consequently too hard to resist the urge to search, damn you! Jk. Don't be damned, you're too cool for damnation. Major kudos though for being the force that obliterated those silly online "boundaries" I once Bourbonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13899049521524726627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-9345495064027728752007-06-27T02:55:00.000-04:002007-06-27T02:55:00.000-04:00hey champ.glad to know you're eating donuts, at le...hey champ.<BR/><BR/>glad to know you're eating donuts, at least. i was actually just in the neighborhood to note that i have finally tried a churro and to offer my review, so i came in at the tail end of this week/month. (tastes like a cross between a donut and a french fry; made my heart squirm about an inch and a half to the left.) i wasn't actually aware that pride now lasts an entire week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-40433560850407242362007-06-26T22:38:00.000-04:002007-06-26T22:38:00.000-04:00so i was like "hm, i am not sure what to write as ...so i was like "hm, i am not sure what to write as a comment," and then <I>someone</I> suggested i say, "I thought your description of Stuart's dance was funny. because I was also there. so that makes two people who thought it was funny." so there you go.<BR/><BR/>fun weekend though, i will say that. on my own. without someone telling me to. (insert non-emoticon smiley thing here)carlytronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03650730360635493818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-34949583080702445512007-06-26T22:12:00.000-04:002007-06-26T22:12:00.000-04:00The last time I responded to an emotionally fraugh...The last time I responded to an emotionally fraught blogpost (relationshippy) I was completely ridiculed and humiliated. Unfortunately I only found this out a year later, so I was wont to agree with the random bitch who called me arrogant and superficial. I was! (past tense.)<BR/><BR/>But basically I, like so many other strangers here on the intarwebz, was taken by your recent postings. I think caitlinmaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16818116967103049563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-42916888370008097462007-06-26T20:15:00.000-04:002007-06-26T20:15:00.000-04:00As a straight Jewish poet reader, I appreciate the...As a straight Jewish poet reader, I appreciate the love. And your top tens, even if I'm not consistently commenting. Keep doing you, kid.The Brooklyn Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12948928776452062001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-45522361511132615702007-06-26T20:13:00.000-04:002007-06-26T20:13:00.000-04:00Oh my god I would kill for a donut, but if I eat o...Oh my god I would kill for a donut, but if I eat one I will remember how F-ing fantastic they taste and then I will want more... and I can't do that to myself, I envy your metabolism Riese!<BR/>Lozo- dude! chill out please. Why not deal with your obvious insecurities on your own page? This blog is Riese's pov, and until you have tried gay sex you will never understand. I have experienced both andAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com