tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post6707908267018006757..comments2024-03-04T10:57:46.240-05:00Comments on this girl called automatic win: It's Just a Couch. This Isn't Life. It's Just Stuff. (The Story of Dixon the A**hat)riesehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-3735022175481546352008-11-05T19:51:00.000-05:002008-11-05T19:51:00.000-05:00For those of you in CALI:Prop 8 Protest tonightI'l...For those of you in CALI:<BR/><BR/>Prop 8 Protest tonight<BR/>I'll be there, Tegan will be there. <BR/>7pm, san vincente and melrose in W. H-wood<BR/><BR/>Be there or be super lame.Havilandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01004764292580316149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-34821116194162665182008-11-04T14:53:00.000-05:002008-11-04T14:53:00.000-05:00people have a lot of feelings about dixon. Vote Ob...people have a lot of feelings about dixon. <BR/><BR/>Vote Obama!!!!!!!! <BR/><BR/>do we want Sarah Palin as our vp?! someone who thinks Afghanistan is one of our neighboring countries or that Alaska is bordering Russia? I dont think so. <BR/><BR/>Im scared.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04080593756294137021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-74253674949845868172008-11-04T11:26:00.000-05:002008-11-04T11:26:00.000-05:00Craiglist sucks the big one.Two things struck a co...Craiglist sucks the big one.<BR/><BR/>Two things struck a cord. <BR/><BR/>1) When I was in college and lived in a ghetto house on an alley, we had a full fledged rat (not nice little mice) living in our casa. My poor little roommates and I cried to our slum lord, but he wouldn't do anything about it so we lived with it for months. We finally caught the bastard, but not until I found out he wasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-77450085814103486712008-11-04T11:22:00.000-05:002008-11-04T11:22:00.000-05:00Indeed, which is why I love it dearly.Indeed, which is why I love it dearly.MoonKillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12700143702485801849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-72139255926880033952008-11-04T10:54:00.000-05:002008-11-04T10:54:00.000-05:00Aah, such hijinks. Maybe some form of comemorative...Aah, such hijinks. Maybe some form of comemorative plaque would be in order for the mouse. I feel his pain is being ignored. I often have the experience of getting sucked into a couch and being unable to release myself. Particularly if I should be doing something useful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-38533946519640914682008-11-04T10:21:00.000-05:002008-11-04T10:21:00.000-05:00DIXON is an asshole! arrrr I'm getting so mad beca...DIXON is an asshole! arrrr I'm getting so mad because of this dead mouse thing. It's so gross! I hope he chokes on that processed snack food. Maybe you guys should have just let him get crushed.<BR/>Okay (deep breaths) anyway.<BR/><BR/>I don't understand about this nail thing? You mean like a nail that you hammer into wood? Why did someone throw a nail at your windscreen?<BR/><BR/>This post made Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01135943130068477372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-72198542080054227862008-11-04T09:53:00.000-05:002008-11-04T09:53:00.000-05:00Usually, I'm a sobering voice of reason. Since yo...Usually, I'm a sobering voice of reason. Since you like people, I'll skip the analysis of what went wrong in favor of some silver lining.<BR/><BR/>--It was only a small mistake. You bought a man for only 75 bucks. It's a small price to pay to eliminate a bad spirit from your life. Now, the whole automatic universe knows he's a schmuck.<BR/><BR/>--It should be apparent that the cruddy-ass Bokolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08597135316320749668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-32920209163875302092008-11-04T09:30:00.000-05:002008-11-04T09:30:00.000-05:00Seriously, Marie, sometimes I think it's eerie Ind...Seriously, Marie, sometimes I think it's eerie Indiana how similar our lives are. Both tall. Both blonde. Both love lesbians. Both moving on the same weekend. Both with couch issues. Both with hidden dead mouse issues. Both love quoting American Beauty. <BR/><BR/>And we both tell hilarious stories. I must say, it was nice reading a really funny post that didn't revolve around Prop 8 or lesbianismAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-76057936094953287842008-11-04T08:24:00.000-05:002008-11-04T08:24:00.000-05:00way to kill the kindness alex. way to kill it. i f...way to kill the kindness alex. way to kill it. <BR/>i feel there should be some payback here. dixon's a douche, and i feel that just trashing him here isnt enough. he's moving to cali right??? there are gangs in cali....right?? and i know you have friends in cali...... who im sure could make connections. im just sayin, you know...its a possibility. no??? to far?? maybe you can get an animal autumn mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10395259925818304817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-90537034010266225032008-11-04T07:46:00.000-05:002008-11-04T07:46:00.000-05:00Dude it sucks that you had to go through that. If ...Dude it sucks that you had to go through that. If it's any consolation this post is HILARIOUS. Omg - smoking meth from assholes, mouse hair silver linings - you are a genius.<BR/><BR/>That guy sounds whack - what the fuck was up with that gossip girl call? Totally sending bad karmic energy to the dead rodent harvesting bastard. <BR/><BR/>I don't usually do this but word veri is "mazin". As in Bourbonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13899049521524726627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-73558227824903541832008-11-04T06:13:00.000-05:002008-11-04T06:13:00.000-05:00that dude def. auto-loses.They don't warn you,...that dude def. auto-loses.<BR/><BR/>They don't warn you, when they're warning you about Craigslist scammers, about dickface assholes who let animals die in their furniture, don't notice, and then sell it off on craigslist. they're all like, "if your buyer says they're in Africa, and they'll wire you the money later... its probably a scam". you're like, no Mercuryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13386391513306145997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-69028589250031974182008-11-04T04:08:00.000-05:002008-11-04T04:08:00.000-05:00also thanks to your screen shot of the craigslist ...also thanks to your screen shot of the craigslist ad, your readers can indirectly email dixon and bitch him out, no? just saying.stefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03495987680931999988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-65028472615358196242008-11-04T04:07:00.000-05:002008-11-04T04:07:00.000-05:00what a perfect use of the 'babypop lays down the l...what a perfect use of the 'babypop lays down the law' tag, and additionally: jesus christ. this was hilarious and terrifying all at once, and i think i was too drunk when i saw you to properly appreciate how ridiculous this actually is/was/continues to be.<BR/><BR/>michelle obama just emailed me and told me to vote!<BR/><BR/>also my word veri is 'intip,' which is immediately followed with 'stefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03495987680931999988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-1707097640732450972008-11-04T02:15:00.000-05:002008-11-04T02:15:00.000-05:00ummm, marie, the diagram is perfection. as is the ...ummm, marie, the diagram is perfection. as is the rest of this post! omg, i laughed so hard--even though saturday i had the rage and sadness of a thousand yeast infections running through me (i know, that was a bit unneccesary). you area amazing. alex and cait are amaaaaazing. and i...i growl. which, i guess, is pretty amazing too. I LOVE U! thank u for doing this. i feel like justice has been Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-64153898301086002592008-11-03T23:55:00.000-05:002008-11-03T23:55:00.000-05:00umm if my memory serves me right, half of 1109 hat...umm if my memory serves me right, half of 1109 hated me for giving them unwanted nicknames that stuck. i apologize for you having to live with such an unfortunate group of kappas. i'm sure we could swap some good war stories.<BR/><BR/>we had a couch on our porch that was GRODY and definitely 50% of our house had been naked on it with a frat boy.<BR/><BR/>ps do twatwallets go in cunt purses?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-45632243295974214182008-11-03T23:06:00.000-05:002008-11-03T23:06:00.000-05:00Autumn, that was my favorite comment of all time f...Autumn, that was my favorite comment of all time forever and ever amen. Seriously. Thank you. <BR/><BR/>Also, thank you for saying "cunt purse".<BR/><BR/>I can't accept your amazingly kind offer, but I'll try to get on those auto-straddle sweatpants for you some time in the next decade, cool? It's the thought that counts, so you autowin for sure.<BR/><BR/>By the way Riese, your diagrams are Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-73046619171627112792008-11-03T22:21:00.000-05:002008-11-03T22:21:00.000-05:00omg. i seriously love you. i love how amazing that...omg. i seriously love you. i love how amazing that was laid out. i believe that every bit of it happened. why did dixon think he could bring gossip girl into it? what an awful human being. i know who dixon was. he was piper's uncle. he wanted to say he say you in those videos you and your friends post. he wanted to tell you hi for lozo, he wanted to say so many things, but all he could do was eric mathewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02768653319105163220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-30361259536221500432008-11-03T20:42:00.000-05:002008-11-03T20:42:00.000-05:00What a cunt purse!! like that?? i just made that u...What a cunt purse!! like that?? i just made that up. Dixon should have that dead mouse shoved down his throat. this whole story makes me pissed. i hate untrustworthy people. but what really sucks is that Alex was doing a good deed and being nice and got a ticket. if that was me, it would make me crazy mad. and it would ruin my good deed doing-ness. and since i would be pissed, and i understand, autumn mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10395259925818304817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-42076717726641957052008-11-03T20:41:00.000-05:002008-11-03T20:41:00.000-05:00bridget: it's okay, I love sitting on the floor fo...<B>bridget:</B> it's okay, I love sitting on the floor for real.<BR/><BR/><B>dh:</B> Dixon is an ass. Coincidentially, he also enjoys taking it up the ass.<BR/><BR/><B>a;ex:</B> I think I want new business cards with "recapper" on them, since that's clearly my area of expertise. The only thing I wished is that Stef had been there for a cartoon recap.<BR/><BR/>I wish I could also have a photo of riesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11088087483121384868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-75669797344042943922008-11-03T17:54:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:54:00.000-05:00That was hilarious yet sad at the same and in my o...That was hilarious yet sad at the same and in my opinion that combination is the best out of all combinations.<BR/><BR/>'I'm thinking about curling up on the sofa with Natalie and making animal noises all winter.' - that's what I want to do all winter too with James and watch Sex and The City marathons and eat Country Crisp out of the box.MoonKillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12700143702485801849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-67211072054162573712008-11-03T17:33:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:33:00.000-05:00Additional Fact: the nail that was thrown our way ...Additional Fact: the nail that was thrown our way hit my windshield.<BR/>I don't know why I had to mention that... I thought about it again and I think it made me angry again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-3672240874473211712008-11-03T17:07:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:07:00.000-05:00Um, someone threw a nail at you? What the hell?Al...Um, someone threw a nail at you? What the hell?<BR/><BR/>Also, when fags start cheating lesbians and bisexuals out of hard earned money, I don’t know who to trust anymore.Brenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06167923606030384617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-77298652467103485162008-11-03T17:03:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:03:00.000-05:00you should have left the couch on dixon's lawn/sid...you should have left the couch on dixon's lawn/sidewalk and torched it. couches are amazingly flammable (i learned this at UM), which's why you're not allowed to have couches on your porch in ann arbor anymore.<BR/><BR/>also, i'm pretty sure i've been inside that willard house of yours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-50592526294561884172008-11-03T17:01:00.000-05:002008-11-03T17:01:00.000-05:00Initially, I saw this post in my reader was like, ...Initially, I saw this post in my reader was like, "umm...if it's short i'll read it - i can't be late to class." <BR/><BR/>Needless to say, it was not short, and I am late to class. But it was totally worth it. That was ridiculous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25704113.post-92037890813235300142008-11-03T16:37:00.000-05:002008-11-03T16:37:00.000-05:00add in that the woman shouting was doing so in Spa...add in that the woman shouting was doing so in Spanish with Natalie and dixon translating and tag it 'babypop lays down the law' and it's just like being there, minus the awful smell and body aches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com